Pretty, pretty, pretty interesting what’s happening with this whole Dogecoin situation. I mean, who would’ve thought a joke currency with a dog on it could cause such a commotion? It’s like that time I invested in a Chinese restaurant, and they changed the menu without telling me. Unbelievable! 🤦♂️
So get this – they’re talking about some “golden cross” pattern. What is this, a religious experience? I’ve seen crosses before, mostly at my neighbor’s house who won’t stop trying to convert me, but this one’s supposed to make us money? Eh… 🤔
You know what’s really fascinating? These “whales” bought 80 million tokens. I once bought too many napkins at Costco, and Cheryl wouldn’t stop complaining for weeks. These people buy millions of digital dog money, and everyone thinks it’s genius! I don’t get it! 🐋
And this AI stuff? Come on! We’re asking robots about dog money now? What’s next, letting Siri decide what I should wear to dinner? Although, she probably has better taste than my ex-wife… 🤖
These analysts are throwing around numbers like $0.50, $1, even $5! It’s like being at a deli where the prices keep changing every time you look at the menu. And believe me, I know something about delis! 🥪
The user activity dropped 98%? That’s worse than my popularity at the country club after the pool incident! And we don’t talk about the pool incident… 🏊♂️
Look, I’m not saying don’t invest in Dogecoin. I’m just saying, if you’re going to put money into something with a dog face on it, maybe consider adopting an actual dog instead? At least it’ll love you back… unlike my ex-wife’s chihuahua. That thing was a monster! 🐕
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