重要なポイント:
- オールデン、この…専門家は、ビットコインのちょっとした下落は世界の終わりではないと言います。正直に言うと、 彼女はおそらく本当の危機を経験したことがないのです。
- She thinks big, scary ‘macro factors’ are bossing Bitcoin around now, more than that ‘halving’ thingy. Oy vey!
- Expect another climb, slowly, sloooowly. $100K by 2026? Sure, and I’ll be teaching tap-dancing to pigeons.
- She doesn’t see anyone panicking enough yet. People need to work on their suffering!
The Halving? Who Needs It? 🙄
So, this Alden, on the “What Bitcoin Did” podcast – a riveting listen, I assure you – claims Bitcoin is less about some mystical ‘halving cycle’ and more about…wait for it…global trends! Like, people liking or disliking things. Groundbreaking! She says the market cycles don’t follow a schedule anymore. It stretches longer, darling, longer! Just like my Aunt Millie’s stories.
Doom and Gloom Corner
But hold on! There are other people out there, the pessimistic types, the rainclouds. Like this Vineet Budki from Sigma Capital. He says Bitcoin could fall off a cliff – a 65-70% plummet! He calls it a “structural correction.” I call it a mess! 🤦♂️ No one agrees, which means someone’s wrong. And it’s probably the optimist, let’s be real.
The Rollercoaster of Emotions (and Bitcoin)
Bitcoin’s been doing the cha-cha, up to $125,100, then down to $80,700, and back up…a little. A 22% drop in 30 days? That’s a sneeze in the grand scheme of things, right? Traders were hoping for fireworks, but they got a damp squib, plus Arthur Hayes promising $250,000…bless his heart.
Don’t Get Your Expectations Up (Too High)
Alden, she’s a reasonable woman, you see. She says markets aren’t like those Hollywood movies. They don’t always give you the big finish. And the biggest mistake? Thinking you deserve a parabolic bull market. Entitlement! The nerve! 😱 It’s a psychological risk, folks, a psychological risk!
Slow and Steady…Might Win the Race? (Probably Not)
She thinks Bitcoin will hit $100K again…in 2026. 2026! I’ll be seeing my grandkids by then! Maybe 2027, if the world doesn’t end first. It will be a “steady climb” she says. Like climbing Mount Everest…in flip-flops! 🩴
Disclaimer: This article is for laughs and should not be taken as financial advice. I’m a comedy writer, not your broker. Invest at your own risk, and maybe buy some gold, just in case.
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