ビットコインキャピタルBが購入したばかりのビットコインキャピタル(ヒント:たくさん!)

EuroNext Growth Parisの賑やかな市場の静かなつぶやきには、Capital B-No Mere Mortal Companyとして知られるが、好奇心の強い野心の生き物として知られる会社が存在します。秋の葉が金曜日に落ちたように、彼らは、それらのとらえどころのないデジタルキメラであるより多くのビットコインを所有していたと発表しました。もしそうなら、貴族は誇らしげに金の貯蔵庫に追加しますが、ほこりがはるかに少なく、はるかに多くの謎があります。

彼らは単なる気まぐれに行動していませんでした。いいえ、この法律は最近の資本昇給から生まれ、1週間以内に完了しました。新しい株式を発行する収益から、会社は財務省がこれまでにないほどタイトで縫い、デジタルの財産のタペストリーを織りました。

🟠 “The kingdom of Capital ₿ stands firm,” proclaimed their missive, “having claimed twelve new BTC for a princely sum of €1.2 million, war-chests now brimming with 2,812 brave tokens, and yields soaring to 1,656.1% this very year!” ⚡️

One might wonder-was the press release written by oracle, by bard, or simply by someone who loves numbers as much as we love irony?

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– Capital B (@_ALCPB) September 29, 2025

Oh, the yield! A staggering 1,656.1% year to date, as if the very laws of financial nature had bent before this willful titan, whose strategy is as aggressive as a charging Cossack at dawn. Just a week prior, our hero amassed 551 BTC for €54.7 million, a grand gesture before gathering another €58.1 million from private souls eager to join the cause. One is left to ponder if these gatherings are board meetings or secret conspiracies to conquer digital realms.

Playing the treasury game like a seasoned warlord

With the precision of a chess grandmaster, Capital B’s recent purchase aligns perfectly with plans whispered only last week. They spoke of an injection of funds sufficient to secure around ten Bitcoins at the lofty price of $113,000 each, yet with unwavering spirit, they snatched a dozen instead-because why settle for the expected when excess is so much more entertaining?

The world watches from afar, and according to the tome known as BitcoinTreasuries, Capital B now holds rank twenty-eight among the public Bitcoin barons worldwide. Such recognition is no trivial matter; their empire is emblazoned not only in crypto but spread across the lands of data intelligence, artificial intelligence, and the wild frontiers of decentralized technology. A veritable Renaissance company, if only Renaissance men had spreadsheets and crypto wallets.

As for the stock price-oh, the sweet music of markets! ALCPB danced upward by 7.44% on the day of this proclamation, flirting coyly with €1.030. It is a game of balance sheets and bravado, and Capital B plays it with the flair of a European duelist, standing shoulder to shoulder with American giants like MicroStrategy-only with perhaps a touch more savoir-faire and far more Bitcoin.

2025-09-29 20:09