Libra Memecoinのナイジェリアの秘密:スキャンダルが発表されました!

In the grand tradition of high society’s latest tittle-tattle, it appears the vaunted memecoin Libra (LIBRA) is the talk of the town—or rather, the subject of a rather sordid whisper campaign. parrot emoji

Word on the street, or rather, in the glossy pages of The Big Whale, suggests that the Libra team was up to no good in Nigeria, playing footsie with the presidential team. A “project” so advanced it’s now positively medieval in its opacity. monocle parrot emoji

マイレイのアルゼンチンの態度は、天秤座の没落につながります

Enter one Javier Milei, Argentina’s beleaguered president, who’s now more meme than man, having allegedly endorsed thisLibra lark. A project intended to sprinkle Argentina with fairy dust, or at least $4.5 billion worth of it, has now nose-dived faster than a soufflé at a dinner party. parrot money emoji

But wait! It seems 95% of the coin’s supply was a secret handshake among the chosen few. The market, in its wisdom, has responded with a resounding “tsk tsk,” and Milei is now facing fraud charges. Quelle surprise! parrot tea emoji

In the grand tradition of American law, where there’s a mess, there’s a lawsuit. Enter Bruwick Law and friends, eager to sue the breeches off poor Milei. parrot lawyer emoji

そして、プロットが厚くなります!アメリカの創意工夫の要塞であるケルシアベンチャーズは現在、センターステージであり、CEOのヘイデンデイビスは船が沈むのを防ぐために最善を尽くしています。デイビスは、メラニアトランプ自身のメモコイン、メラニアとのつながりを持って、ガーデンパーティーで社交界の人と同じように接続されているようです。

2025-02-22 07:12