トランプの暗号のカムバック:彼は新しいビットコインささやきですか? 🤔💰

だから、ドナルド・トランプは彼がその場所を所有しているようにホワイトハウスにstrutしていたので(それは正直に言って、彼はある種のことです)、ビットコインはティクトクのティーンエイジャーのような記録を破っています。誰がクレジットを取っていると思いますか?そうです、私たちのお気に入りのオレンジエニグマ自身! 🍊

In a shocking twist, he’s decided to end the previous administration’s “let’s pretend crypto doesn’t exist” policy. Because nothing says “I care” like a sudden love affair with digital assets. Trump is now on a mission to make the U.S. the Beyoncé of the crypto world. 💃

Trump’s Pro-Crypto Vision

At the Future Investment Initiative Institute conference in Miami (which sounds like a fancy way to say “let’s talk about money while sipping mojitos”), Trump linked Bitcoin’s skyrocketing prices to his administration’s efforts. Because, of course, it’s all about him. 🙄

“Bitcoin set multiple all-time highs because everyone knows I’m committed to making America the crypto capital,” he declared, probably while looking in a mirror. 🪞

At 78, he’s still got the energy of a toddler on a sugar rush, promising to create a crypto-friendly environment. He even signed an executive order called “Strengthening American Leadership in Digital Financial Technology.” Sounds fancy, right? It’s basically a way to say, “Let’s make sure the SEC doesn’t rain on our crypto parade.” ☔️

“I’ve signed executive orders to keep the United States at the forefront of artificial intelligence and to end Joe Biden’s war on Bitcoin and crypto,” he proclaimed. “We ended that war totally. That war is over.” Wow, who knew crypto was a battlefield? 🎖️

Now, Washington is apparently the most crypto-friendly Congress in U.S. history. Key lawmakers are drafting regulatory frameworks like they’re writing the next great American novel. Spoiler alert: it’s probably going to be a bestseller. 📚

Personal Crypto Involvement

But wait, there’s more! Trump isn’t just a policy guy; he’s also diving headfirst into the crypto pool. He launched the TRUMP meme coin right before his inauguration, and it skyrocketed faster than a cat video on the internet. 🐱💸

First Lady Melania decided to join the crypto craze too, but her coin kind of flopped harder than a bad reality show. Oops! 😬

And let’s not forget about World Liberty Financial, a DeFi company that’s been on a crypto shopping spree since Trump returned to the Oval Office. They’re sitting on over $348 million in various cryptocurrencies. Talk about a digital treasure chest! 🏴‍☠️

2025-02-20 16:00